Wife number 2 will eventually be ex-wife number 2.
 
Buy hey, you got laid.  That's what important.
 
Seriously, grown up these days are such children.  I have needs... waa waa.
 
I want a shiny new toy.  I want to stick my body part in dangerous places that they don't belong and I just want everyone to stop telling me what to do...
 
I so agree with the person above who said, man up.  Deal with your life, dude.  Brotha.  Either be a faithful husband or be single.
 
What is wrong with people.  

With feelings like this, and this powerful, and apparently quite taboo (as evidenced by the reactions above), you need to talk to someone.  If you don't think it's safe to talk to your mom about it, then find a good counselor.  I am NOT saying you're sick and need to talk to someone.  I'm saying that there is someone out there who will understand your feelings and not make you feel like a freak because of it.  I had a friend who was worried about a lot of the kinds of thoughts he had, and he said that just being able to talk about them out loud to another person helped him a great deal!  Just give it a thought.

As tough as it feels, don't give up on yourself yet.  I had to wait YEARS before I fell upon my true love, and I almost gave up several times.  As long as you're alive, there is hope and change.  Your search is noble - if we're not here to love and find love, why are we here?  Never give up.  Keep on believing.

Communicate with your wife. Try to set up a date. I'm sure she is interested. Poor excuses aside if you make time it will happen. It sure sounds like a shitty marriage if you can't even talk about your sex life.


Get a fleshlight. http://racy.com/pink-lady.html

Or get her a new toy you can use together: http://racy.com/layaspot-magenta-pearly-rose.html

Well... ditto. Unfortunately the cure for this is to wait. This state of being will change with time, even while the waiting sucks.

Thanks

aaaaaah you know what? just being able to b!tch about the situation on here to uninvolved parties and having you all dismiss it as catty crap makes me feel a lot better about not confronting her. i'd be a stalker of some kind since she's gone to great lengths to make sure i can't contact her. i'm gonna let this one go like abram said and find another person to fill that bff slot... this time not with an emotional vampire.
 
shok-g, i haven't seen the new rocky or rambo movies... i didn't see the sex in the city movie either if you're thinking i may lean more that way.
 
awww roger heebert you didn't warn me that was a movie spoiler, i can't believe they killed adrian off omfg.
 
oh yeah and juan... she's anti all that and not my type.
 
thanx again everyone i think i'm gonna hang out here more often.

I gave the new Rocky one thumb up because, well, I slammed my thumb in the door the other day and it wouldn't go down....that's what she said.  Ha ha ha ha, I love that Michael Scott.  Anyway, I felt that too much of Rocky Balboa was a contrived mess, with a fight at the end but not much else going for it.  First off, why did they kill off Adrian?  The actress herself isn't dead, is she?  I thought I saw her on a Geico commercial or something.  Yeah, so that part sucked.  Next, they kind of forgot to add the pathos that made every other Rocky movie.  Oh, except for 5, which was a steaming pile of dog sh*t.  In the first few movies, Rocky had to fight the biggest opponent of all, himself.  Plus, the montage scenes were great.  Even Rocky had a montage!  Note to self, stop watching South Park.  And at the end of this new movie, the fight was good, and clean, but it wasn't anything all that fresh.  I wanted some ear-biting, or groin-grabs, or something.  Ohh, why am I single?!?

Thanks, Chef and Petey,
 
I am kind of a food nazi who always strives for the healthiest of foods.  So, it sounds like a Caesar with raw eggs should be okay, at least once in awhile.  It was pretty nutz when Rocky downed about five eggs in that scene.  How funny is it how sports have evolved?  No longer do the athletes resort to supplements like raw eggs.  Instead it's all about the HGH.  
 
Okay, question: which was the better long-awaited follow up movie: Rocky Balboa or the most recent Rambo?  I haven't seen the Rambo, yet, but Rocky was decent.  Those were some raw fight scenes.

A raw egg here and there be arrr..ight with me!

Shock-G:
 
I remember screwing up my face in disgust when I saw Sly drink the raw-egg shake in Rocky.  Nowadays, there are still restaurants that use raw eggs, such as in the preparation of a Caesar Salad.  Just be aware that raw eggs may contain salmonella which can make you quite ill.  I would say don't worry about the raw eggs, or use a simple bacteria eradication beam that you can get at any Home Depot.  Wait a minute, no you can't.