Lower your standards.  Plenty of women out there looking to romp.  Just may have to settle for something less than the fantasy bred into you by magazines, television, and Disney cartoons.

That's why you're losing her.  If you don't tell her then you are not the confident secure man she wants.  That is, unless you are a woman, then still, say something and don't waste another decade being shy for no good reason.

Try changing your diet.  You probably eat too much sugar and refined breads.  May want to take a rest from spanking it too, though it's not evil.  Plenty of masturbators in Heaven I assure you.

Beauty cannot be judged by aesthetics alone.  A sunrise is not beautiful just because it has nice colors.  It is beautiful because it marks the dawn of a new day, full of potential.  As for that guy in the picture, he's average.

yes =)

no

holy hell, do u think the same thing will happen to me?
 
i've been in luv with this girl since i was 12 but it looks like she is going to marry somebody else. the bad thing is she has never known that i like her. iv always been too scared to talk to her. i swear i'm gonna lose it if she marries him.....
 
i guess i'll just have to do what i've been doing the last 10 years--pray.

wow. you must be my twin cause' i've been thinkin' the same thing for the past 10 years. life sucks.

you ain't gonna fail. quit ur cryin'.
find someone smart in ur class and buddy-buddy up to them.

tell your wife so you can all have a threesome.

Better take a water jug 'cause YOU ARE GOING TO BURN!!!!!!!
 

Just kiddin.'

hey im still a virgin too bud. join the club.