The old woman was in her attic with her cat (whom she loved very much) when she saw an old bottle. She started wiping the bottle and a genie appeared. The genie told her she would grant her three wishes. So the old woman wished to become a beautiful young woman and, POOF, she became a very beautiful young woman. Then she wished to have her house full of money from the floor to the ceiling and, POOF, her house filled up with money.
Her last wish was for her beloved cat to become this gorgeous young hunk of a man and POOF, her cat became the biggest hunk she ever laid eyes on. She looked at the man and said, "I love you."
The man replied, "I love you too, but now don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?" :)